by Hot to Trot

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Hot to Trot is...
Dylan Sams - drums
Ryan Gabos - guitar, vocals

Produced by Hot to Trot and Peter Vilardi
Recorded and mixed by Peter Vilardi
Mastered by Tyler Stark
Album artwork by Will Carey

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released April 17, 2015



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Hot to Trot Athens, Ohio

Punks forced into temporary hiatus due to the tyranny of distance.

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Track Name: Don't Go to Bed With That Drip Tonight!
No, I wouldn't go to bed
With that drip
And we get it
The one at the faucet
The one in the flesh
Track Name: Judgmental Parking Lot Girl
I need a name
I need a number
And someone who'll take it
This is a game:
Eternal slumber
And Mel Gibson's winning

The Passion is playing
Let's catch a matinee
I know you're vacant
Your dead stare's a giveaway

...not in my words
Track Name: Why I Oughta
I'm sitting at a table
To the right of Pruitt Taylor Vince
And to my left, Jack Nance
Where does that leave me?
The middle
And who does that make me?
John Lurie

Just so we're clear
Yours is the Windemere
Burned down last year
Talking off my year
Summer fifteen
T'weren't too kind to me
And that's why I oughta leave

Takes one to know one
Track Name: Playing Tree in the School Play
Played tree in the school play
Considered it okay
Out of five stars, Siskel gave it a four
Got drunk and played croquet
I'm of age
Woke up on the porch

All the band names are taken
I'm mistaken
And no one's clever
Say goodbye to dating life
I'll stay inside
Under the weather

Played tree in the school play
Play it to this very day
I play it
Track Name: The Hottest Damn
Oh my word
This is the hottest damn
I think Jim
Doesn't deserve Pam
She's got looks and the smarts
He's got those camera glances
Who fucking delegates these
Fictional romances?